Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
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Today, my hate for my mother-in-law now outweighs my love for my husband. FML
Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, my husband refused to let my mother move in with us. He said he’d rather buy her another house than let her move in, then he actually threatened divorce before he’d let her move in. He’s never been this stubborn before about anything. I don’t get it. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my husband wants a divorce and will be moving out as soon as possible because he can’t stand my mother anymore. He's tired of pushing me to stand up to her, even once, so he's done and is leaving. I’m upset he’s leaving, but I’m equally as upset he’s leaving me alone with my mother. FML
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Top comments
amkaye 1
Her husband is the one making important decisions without even discussing them with her, which shows just how committed he is.
Celesta 11
I hope you hate her for a good reason, otherwise you're just being irrational. FYL anyway mothers-in-law are such a pain most of the times. :(
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Comments (301)
alazae 0
; Awh lol
iAmScrubs 19
Just buy a doghouse, put it outside, chain the mother in law in law to the doghouse and make he live there. Problem solved.
iAmScrubs 19
^sorry, in law should not be twice and he should be her:)
RaVeN53 7
When u marry someone ur marrying the whole family, so stop whining! u don't like his mother, u knew that b4 u married him n marriage is a lifetime commitment! I have no sympathy for u! suck it up!
phatdaddy62 23
Is that your sage and worldly pronouncement? Wow. just wow.
aeshleyrose 6
that was hilarious. well put. make sure to put lots of alpo in her side of the pantry to help her get the point.
savs11 13
83, Usually it's the mother in law that hates the girl. unless op is complete bitch she probably has a good reason to hate her.
jayellef 3
maybe he already knows this and instead of asking for a divorce himself, left it up to his wife to call it quits.
Kn0wledge123 21
Even if the mother in law is a bitch, it's still completely unreasonable to divorce the man you made vows to for life and said you love. You married the man, not his mother. Screw what the mom says or does, it's all about you two now. Now if HE doesn't understand that, you two need to have a serious conversation.
Ceci11_fml 0
Well you can always do what Jlo did in MONSTER IN LAW. Lol That's what I call mine btw
TheBananaTheif 0
132, your comment makes no sense. she can't hate herself if she's a bitch?