Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, we were meeting my husband's colleagues for dinner. I wore a dress which my husband had bought for me earlier this year. I was feeling good until he took one look and said, "Nope. Go change. It doesn't look good and appropriate for the dinner." I had to change. So much for trying to have some body positivity… FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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Top comments
captainsmegma 12
Next time keep that part about riding the cotton pony a secret until after desert has been served.
dman798 18
If he wont spoil you when you are on it then does he deserve you to begin with?
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Comments (84)
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
He only cares about having sex. Youre better of without him
ericp96 10
Well i dont think you will have a good time anyway if you have cramps and are in a bad mood the whole time so better to save it for another day
PHANX0M 8
How/Why did he find out anyways?
JebMcdeber 11
I was going to say something like "Did you let him get away with that?!" But then I thought, "What kind of fresh hell would it be to go on a date after a comment like that."
Timber147 9
Time to have a little chat with him. If that's the only reason he wants to take you out.
SharSjar 7
Omg.. Dump the guy.. It's all about the sex baby.. Periode or not! You deserve a nice meal. His brains are in his balls..
streetvybz 8
??abort mission
cats54321 19
What a ******
TooBadItsMe 5
if he's paying for dinner I would have to agree.
fullacrapallofyou 14
Smart man no point in wasting money if there is nothing in it for him