Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, we were meeting my husband's colleagues for dinner. I wore a dress which my husband had bought for me earlier this year. I was feeling good until he took one look and said, "Nope. Go change. It doesn't look good and appropriate for the dinner." I had to change. So much for trying to have some body positivity… FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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Top comments
captainsmegma 12
Next time keep that part about riding the cotton pony a secret until after desert has been served.
dman798 18
If he wont spoil you when you are on it then does he deserve you to begin with?
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Comments (84)
jgriff79 23
Like A comedian once said "They don't close the amusement park because the roller coaster is broken."
Allornone 35
very true. the park does have other rides after all.
LavenderCrow 12
The roller coaster isn't broken, it's just become a water park ride - but instead of water it's blood. If no one's squicked by it, just lay down a towel and take a nice shower together afterwards.
False_Stupidity 42
Nothing wrong with riding the red river.
JebMcdeber 11
Shower sex is the way to do it. Ya don't even notice.
SamCat 21
Well now you know he wants sex. Your move. You either continue an immature back and forth fight, OR give it to him good. I'd go with #2 and then talk to him about what an ahole move that was from his part.
leogachi 15
@13 Those are really the only two options you can think of? When the sex is over and she's telling him not to be a dick, he's just gonna say, "Well it worked, didn't it?" And then he'll do it again in the future.
militarybrat 21
Sex while on a period isn't fun for the woman in most cases. And she shouldn't just give it to him because its what HE wants. Her body.
olillia 16
What the ****?? That's your advice? "Your husband is an asshole that won't take you out on dates unless he gets sex out of it, so you should **** his brains out.... Oh but then tell him that it was bad for him to do"... Do you have no respect for yourself
squizzlebee 19
@37 Actually sex on your period can reduce cramping and help shorten the length of your period. Plus it can act as extra lube which always feels good. Sure it's messy but sex is messy anyway, and you can always put down a towel. You could even shower together after, thus heightening the intimacy. Not only is OP's husband a shitty person for thinking the only reason to initiate romance is because he's expecting sex at the end of it, but also for thinking being on your period automatically makes you "closed for business". Obviously I do know that sex on your period isn't for everyone, and OP may not feel comfortable with it herself, but there's still no excuse for how her husband acted. You should probably have a serious talk with him OP, hopefully he'll grow up and realise there's more to marriage than getting his end away.
jenjen53 7
How old is he? 15???? FYL
Erdricks_Sword 9
guess you don't give BJ's
deejflat 17
Maybe he was afraid of running a red light.
fantasyworld 39
He still should have made you a nice dinner.
leogachi 15
@19 He should have taken her out to dinner.
Terri_Dactal 13
Damn that sucks OP Next time just have the dinner and make it real sensual and get his hopes up. Then when he goes in for the kill it will be all the more worth it. Dinner and no obligation to have sex. Sounds good to me
OverBlossomed 22
And I thought dating was bad. I'd rather stay single all my life than eventually be thought of as little more than a sentient sex machine.
olillia 16
If you think that this situation is normal and that all women go through this, there's something wrong with you
OverBlossomed 22
No, there's something wrong with society for letting it be normal.
Eliiara 11
That must have been hurtful, I'm sorry OP. :/ That's not okay.
az2015 9
That F up