Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were meeting my husband's colleagues for dinner. I wore a dress which my husband had bought for me earlier this year. I was feeling good until he took one look and said, "Nope. Go change. It doesn't look good and appropriate for the dinner." I had to change. So much for trying to have some body positivity… FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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Top comments
captainsmegma 12
Next time keep that part about riding the cotton pony a secret until after desert has been served.
dman798 18
If he wont spoil you when you are on it then does he deserve you to begin with?
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Comments (84)
harleyangel0373 7
Um...you can still have sex...
8313girl 28
Yup with a good thick towel underneath. At least that's what I heard. Never tried it myself.
olillia 16
If you're properly turned on, the bleeding generally stops completely.
DoomedGemini 38
Yes, but either party might not like the idea of that.
LavenderCrow 12
Not sure why you're being downvoted. If they're both OK with the idea, it's a completely acceptable option. Everyone is joking about taking the brown road, but that option is even less "hygienic."
ThrottleJockey 36
Hey, when the river runs red, take the dirt road home. But in all seriousness, that was a dick move.
jeffprobs 29
Your husband is why the internet has a bad name
schreibergx93 19
I actually find it a little ridiculous he doesn't know when your period is by now. I also find it really ****** he is that childish, but I don't know your marriage either.
mariri9206 32
If this is how he treats, then maybe there's "no point" in being married to him anymore. lol.
mariri9206 32
If this is how he treats you* (Also, for people who may think I'm being insensitive or something like that, I want to be clear I mean this as a joke. OP'S husband not taking her out on a date because he won't get laid because she's on her period is not something I would seriously consider as a good enough reason to divorce your spouse.) I would have put this in the same one but the time limit ran out and it won't led me add it as a comment underneath my original one.
SmallTownUSA 11
What an ass. God knows a guy can't do something nice if he's not gonna be able to get sex out of it. I'd be having a conversation with him real soon about how if he can't be romantic and kind without expecting some kind of payment for it, he should start expecting not to have sex with you at all.
Ma_Nikka 24
I'd break up with him since there's "no point" anymore in dealing with that bullshit.
GhostFox 34
Shit like this is what makes marriages fall apart and is not acceptable on so many levels. Seriously, buying someone a meal, regardless of cost, does not entitle you to the privilege of ******* them. If you take someone on a date it should be to spend time with them- that is supposed to be the 'reward.' Mutual enjoyment of the companionship.
Reider022 16
Could always take the Hershey highway