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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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techweed 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:05

tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers

abceasyas123abc 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:02

What the heck?!

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TropicalTulipz 0

Friday 15 April 2011 22:37

:'( im crying

tahvoh 3

Friday 15 April 2011 22:43

hahaha. I love this FML.

Prettyme23 0

Friday 15 April 2011 23:04

this sounds like the dr Phil episode that was on today.

tanzanika 0

Friday 15 April 2011 23:31

videotape an orgy then mail that to him

Niki0308 0

Friday 15 April 2011 23:40

By 'just friends' he REALLY means 'horrible mortal enemies'! Looks like you have a serious problem! Do you have kids? That'd be worse!  But if you don't that's a little better..

TiffyterroriZe 9

Friday 15 April 2011 23:48

30 years seems like a permanent deal; why would you wait 30 years to say that?

boricua458 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 0:07

Leave his ASS collect Alimony and be best friends with HIS best friend! :)

Gbleier333 4

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:20

he's cheating.

suri23 11

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:29

Drag his ass to counseling.

xrainbowshadowx 17

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:32

What the ****? How old is your husband? 15? Seriously, that is the most pathetic excuse ever, especially coming from your husband. FYL for marrying such an immature man.

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