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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

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Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 22:00

Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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techweed 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:05

tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers

abceasyas123abc 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:02

What the heck?!

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mandy1470 7

Friday 15 April 2011 17:26

My boyfriend also recently told me the same thing. what's with them?!

trevor12345678 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:26

and this is to make up sex:)

DaveTheBrave20 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:41

ouff that sucks

skadoosh52 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:45

damnn ur husband sed dat! life gets hard /:

likedemolition 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:46

wow thats awful. :(

ImagineThis 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:52

wow honey goodluck.

vita987 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:55

nothing lasts forever, and you put your best foot forward and try and work things out, shit ask em who's gonna want his wrinkly ass now lol, but everybody likes cougars!

Loketiazo 0

Friday 15 April 2011 17:59

At leas you don't have to live a lie for the rest of your life, but I agree... FYL!

rexreta 5

Friday 15 April 2011 18:00

That's terrible... I'm sorry.

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Friday 15 April 2011 18:00

well if he a jerk like that who don't care about your feelings or anything then maybe he shouldn't be in your life and you should fine the best one for you all I gotta say

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