Love: Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride",...

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 15:00

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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NGM_47 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:08

If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

LadyMedic 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:04

What are the odds of that?

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LadyMedic 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:04

What are the odds of that?

emilysanftwsom 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:37

100-1 I bet. This is actually a funny FML for once.

fuzzybrownbear 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:48

Depends on the person, some people get really sweaty hands when nervous. It can get pretty bad and disgusting.

jyn_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:07

hahaha something to remember your wedding by.

live_and_learn 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:17

yeah, good thing too 'cause his wife won't remember too much. lol

NGM_47 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:08

If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

TheTragicReturn 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:53

Yes. Video or it didn't happen. Seriously, people film weddings. If it's true, there MUST be a video.

A_50cal_goes 0

Monday 6 September 2010 18:30

also take #4s face off the Internet, it scares kids...

Chantallika 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:09

Isn't this an almost verbatim retelling of another FMyLife from the man's point-of-view?

pixiee_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:14

LMAO. i agree, put it on youtube ;D dont worry, i'm sure you'll both laugh about it in the near future if you arn't already now

justmyluck1212 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:15

lmfao the audience will either think she's fat or your weak

DevineLegacy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:22

lol wow that sucks! well like a year from now, you can look at it and both laugh

leeenerz 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:30

i read a similar one from the brides point of view...that would be really funny if you guys posted the same story here and didnt know

thequickredofox 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:31

Bad news if she regains consciousness, develops amnesia, doesn't remember getting married and you have to do it all over again! Plus side: you might remember to wipe your sweaty paws first!