By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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NGM_47 0

If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

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LadyMedic 0
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What are the odds of that?

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LadyMedic 0
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What are the odds of that?

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emilysanftwsom 0
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100-1 I bet. This is actually a funny FML for once.

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fuzzybrownbear 0
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Depends on the person, some people get really sweaty hands when nervous. It can get pretty bad and disgusting.

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jyn_fml 0
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hahaha something to remember your wedding by.

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live_and_learn 0
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yeah, good thing too 'cause his wife won't remember too much. lol

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NGM_47 0

If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

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TheTragicReturn 0
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Yes. Video or it didn't happen. Seriously, people film weddings. If it's true, there MUST be a video.

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A_50cal_goes 0
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also take #4s face off the Internet, it scares kids...

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Chantallika 0
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Isn't this an almost verbatim retelling of another FMyLife from the man's point-of-view?

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LMAO. i agree, put it on youtube ;D dont worry, i'm sure you'll both laugh about it in the near future if you arn't already now

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justmyluck1212 0

lmfao the audience will either think she's fat or your weak

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DevineLegacy 0
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lol wow that sucks! well like a year from now, you can look at it and both laugh

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leeenerz 0

i read a similar one from the brides point of view...that would be really funny if you guys posted the same story here and didnt know

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Bad news if she regains consciousness, develops amnesia, doesn't remember getting married and you have to do it all over again! Plus side: you might remember to wipe your sweaty paws first!

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This will be a great story to tell your kids

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