By slipperyhands - United States
Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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By  thequickredofox  |  0

Bad news if she regains consciousness, develops amnesia, doesn't remember getting married and you have to do it all over again!

Plus side: you might remember to wipe your sweaty paws first!