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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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techweed 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:05

tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers

abceasyas123abc 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:02

What the heck?!

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I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:22

you should tell him " and, you should have a bigger wank. I've stuck in this thing for 30years you can suck it up and stick around till one of us dies. which with your comment will be you"

xcalabrese3x 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:44

wow I laughed. I'm sorry that u have such an immature husband. don't couples normally say that they ' just want to be friends?'

princessbug 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:41

what!? why are men just never happy with what they have!

plagueofsilence 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:15

thats gotta suck. srry to hear tha

LILCJ0725 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:17

what an asshole husband

Explisik 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:40

thats cold

eesiino24 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:35

um thats rediculous. if youve had a committed 30 year marriage then he should know the right way to break it off and not just say "i want to be friends". hes acting like your both 15 and he wants to "take a break".

yellow18_fml 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:51

who cares

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 18 April 2011 0:41

I don't know, but after 30 years of marriage "just friends" might be a step up....

posse22 0

Monday 18 April 2011 4:27

ASSHOLE! >:(

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