By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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flashback.miss 28

And that was when you delivered a well-deserved kick to his testicles before tossing him out on the street, right? My condolences, OP.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Or people who use the idiotic logic of "Well, you must be doing something wrong if he's looking elsewhere for sex."

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mybarra6 17

#4 and #7 you couldn't have said it any better

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jayystephaniee 9

Is it just me or do a lot of these types of FML's seem to be coming from Alberta, Canada?

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RodzillaX 30

Time to put yourselves on live television for our entertainment.

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buckdharma 36

Either he's starting a congregation or he in trouble. Either way, someone's been making music with the organ.

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Medd_fml 13

Well, now he can build a new life with his amoral mistress and poor, bastard child. meanwhile, you're free to live it up.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

What the husband did is not okay so yeah insult him, but the woman could have had no idea he was married.

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acerredrum 23

Honestly there is a chance the other woman had no idea he was married. I was with a guy for about two months until he got a phone call and he hushed me because it was his wife. Needless to say I did not hush.

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melpower 23

:/...what is with the amount of unfaithful douchebags nowadays?

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brittyed 11

Tell him congratulations with his favorite cup of coffee and divorce papers on the kitchen table!

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Swiifty_fml 9

She should divorce ASAP! OP doesn't deserve him.

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