Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Quiteannoyed
Finland
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
wow
Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Top comments
flashback.miss 28
And that was when you delivered a well-deserved kick to his testicles before tossing him out on the street, right? My condolences, OP.
CharresBarkrey 16
Or people who use the idiotic logic of "Well, you must be doing something wrong if he's looking elsewhere for sex."
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Comments (159)
mybarra6 17
#4 and #7 you couldn't have said it any better
jayystephaniee 9
Is it just me or do a lot of these types of FML's seem to be coming from Alberta, Canada?
RodzillaX 30
Time to put yourselves on live television for our entertainment.
buckdharma 38
Either he's starting a congregation or he in trouble. Either way, someone's been making music with the organ.
Medd_fml 13
Well, now he can build a new life with his amoral mistress and poor, bastard child. meanwhile, you're free to live it up.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
What the husband did is not okay so yeah insult him, but the woman could have had no idea he was married.
acerredrum 23
Honestly there is a chance the other woman had no idea he was married. I was with a guy for about two months until he got a phone call and he hushed me because it was his wife. Needless to say I did not hush.
melpower 23
:/...what is with the amount of unfaithful douchebags nowadays?
brittyed 11
Tell him congratulations with his favorite cup of coffee and divorce papers on the kitchen table!
Swiifty_fml 9
She should divorce ASAP! OP doesn't deserve him.
Ambiguous404 6
Or YDI for going loving a complete Dick
kee_breezy32 34
OP did not deserve this . F her life .