Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Quiteannoyed
Finland
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
wow
Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Top comments
flashback.miss 28
And that was when you delivered a well-deserved kick to his testicles before tossing him out on the street, right? My condolences, OP.
CharresBarkrey 16
Or people who use the idiotic logic of "Well, you must be doing something wrong if he's looking elsewhere for sex."
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Comments (159)
Kc1001 14
like in the Bill Cosbey Show. It's the water. he's going to have a sandwich and a soda!
DirkNJ 2
Happy Fathers Day to the JERK !
simsgirlgem 25
I hope you left him and have a good lawyer to make sure you get the house and the good stuff where as he get's the shitty stuff
Zatheria 1
Are you adopting?
jonha21 11
You Gone learn Today!
JennNoVa 8
Correction: Your soon-to-be ex-husband of 3 years.........
jdrappi 12
You totally deserve this
HarroIAmBob 21
how the **** could OP possibly deserve this?!?!
zfchatroulette 24
I don't understand the minds of people on the Internet...
ocampo 6
well looks like you also shouldnt be married anymore
Shepardspie71 8
Divorce him and make him pay. Get a physical and check you don't have diseases