Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
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flashback.miss 28
And that was when you delivered a well-deserved kick to his testicles before tossing him out on the street, right? My condolences, OP.
CharresBarkrey 16
Or people who use the idiotic logic of "Well, you must be doing something wrong if he's looking elsewhere for sex."
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Comments (159)
Ambiguous404 6
44- my comment was a possible pathetic reason for someone to vote YDI like the comments above gave! It's not what I think! I voted FYL!
Bilover96 5
Cheater alert! But ehh give him a chance to explain himself, I'd still divorce him though that's just me
imtooshy 18
@ Dude and Doc, there's no sense to argue with Vinnie, his narrow mind and his insults. He's turned this FML into a battle zone. Let him keep his twisted opinion and he can keep arguing with himself. Maybe his years of service has messed up his marriage?! Either way, let him rant to himself. Have a great day Dude & Doc
_DudeGuy_ 16
Will do, I have already tried to end the argument, but he doesn't want to stop. So i'm just going to stop talking to him. You have a great day too!
worldclassrager 41
Well I wonder how long this affair has lasted...but now you know and can get out...
Vinnie500 14
That is it. I am done with this thread. The line of stupidity just gets longer and longer @soccer chic, REALLY ?!? Wars that America started, I guess you aren't from the US or are too young to remember 9/11. WE WERE ATTACK FIRST. And yes having you heart broken/being cheated on is very germaine and at the heart of this conversation. If neither of the above have happened to you then you can only speculate on the subject.
juice99 13
Maybe it was your fault your hubby did this? Guys cheat for good reasons. Maybe you weren't satisfying him enough? Who knows. Divorce him and find someone and treat him good. Good luck!
mollyjynxjax 28
There is no excuse for cheating. Cheating is cheating, and cheating is wrong. If his wife wasn't satisfying him, he should have talked to her about it.
acerredrum 23
If OP's husband was that unhappy with his sex life/relationship that he felt he needed to get what he needed from someone else then he should of either suggested counseling to work through their problems, or if that didn't work leave her. Only then should he have gone looking for someone else.
omgitslian 6
You're right! We women can't expect men to act with a shred of self control or common decency because they're just animals! It's not their responsibility to control their actions, it's ours; the women who are so much more enlightened than those lowly men. /s
juice99 13
Sometimes wives get carried away by not going to the gym and stuff. They gotta look hot for their hubbys so if she doesnt hes gonna cheat. I dont know the situation of op, but he probably cheated for a good reason. She probably went to the gym less and put no makeup to look hot or something.
nevershouttami 11
MAURY!
TiffGreen 11
Wow! I think its divorce time! Or serious serious counseling... Sorry OP:(
doglover100 29
Sorry OP. How hard is it to stay faithful?
iamthunder 4
Congratulations! It's a healthy .... divorce!