Intimacy: Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after...

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:51

Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...

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You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

Comments

gadget593 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:18

The "hot teen lesbians" are probably doing the same thing.

csand1969 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:57

Don't worry...he has actually been talking to other guys pretending to be lesbians as well.

Lludes 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:47

Your husband is a pervert!!

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 23:54

illegal

Fylminesawsome 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:42

Copy and paste, copy and paste!

loganbarker0 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:48

Dumb bitch shouldn't have been snooping.

blackjewels 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:57

Print them off and give them to the police!!

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:38

That aside from being excessive, is probably pointless because if the website is a **** based website then the hot teen lesbians would, more than likely, have to be eighteen or older to join it. The OP's husband would have a legitimate reason for not knowing if he was talking to anyone younger. Also as many people pointed out, we don't actually know how old the OP or her husband are. He could be in his early twenties which in many places would make his discussions perfectly legal as long as the girl was above the age of consent.