Intimacy: Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after...

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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By elliebellie - 21/03/2021 00:28 - Australia

Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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By Meanwhile we barely ever fuck - 05/07/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left his laptop open, signed into a chat program. I learned why he started working out and eating right. Not to look good for me or be healthier. No, he planned his entire diet and exercise plan so he could shoot the biggest loads possible during "goon sessions." FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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Horny and dumb

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By facepalm - 28/12/2009 10:35 - Singapore

Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML

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Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:51

Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:48

You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

Comments

ShelleiJ 1

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:38

This sounds just like my ex. I refer to him as my 'Lesbian ex', since he decided to pose as a lesbian on chat sites to get naked pictures of their lady parts. Yes I broke up with him after discovering that.

cindywashere 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:52

HotTallBlond anyone? no? okay.

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 4 October 2013 8:33

someone should mention that he's probably talking to other men

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 5 October 2013 19:57

Someone did. There were many someone's, in fact, who made that joke. It helps when someone actually reads the comments before they say something like "someone should mention".

ashwowa 14

Tuesday 12 November 2013 5:33

I hope you divorce him. that counts as cheating/affair in my book! sorry op :(

jweb1434 6

Sunday 22 December 2013 22:00

If I were you I would have stood up and said I'm here to prove you wrong

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:25

That's technically pornography.

Rammer3500 23

Tuesday 20 January 2015 2:57

I smell a divorce

PhoqueYoussef 0

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:23

This doesn't sound quite right: ''Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work.'' Wouldn't he have had to leave his laptop logged in b e f o r e leaving for work? Darn it, I'm not going to get any sleep now.