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By j - United States Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML I agree, your life sucks 9581 You deserved it 56751 199 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crying over wasted milk - United States - Monterey Park Today, in a fit of jealousy, my 10 year-old unplugged my freezer and lifted the lid before bed. It’s over 80°F in my garage. Now, my entire supply of breast milk is destroyed. Not only do I not have enough stored to feed my own baby, I was also donating to local hospitals. FML I agree, your life sucks 2233 You deserved it 246 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cadillacfrank - United States Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML I agree, your life sucks 12781 You deserved it 36454 414 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By me - United States Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML I agree, your life sucks 33129 You deserved it 5173 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Saint-laurent Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML I agree, your life sucks 23938 You deserved it 2259 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML I agree, your life sucks 4980 You deserved it 2173 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By latino - United States Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML I agree, your life sucks 11498 You deserved it 43534 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 5868 You deserved it 323 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By idiots - United States - Fort Worth Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML I agree, your life sucks 42013 You deserved it 2758 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Opplyst11 - United States Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML I agree, your life sucks 83078 You deserved it 30396 262 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eloy Ymer - Netherlands Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML I agree, your life sucks 28022 You deserved it 2553 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/9/2020 05:02 Unprofessional Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy 6 months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1997 You deserved it 169 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AwkwardPotato - United States - Bakersfield Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML I agree, your life sucks 43816 You deserved it 3737 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 36069 You deserved it 3085 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lonesomegal - United States - Los Angeles Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML I agree, your life sucks 33287 You deserved it 2561 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By liu_kang - United States Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML I agree, your life sucks 32068 You deserved it 7685 340 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML I agree, your life sucks 58569 You deserved it 3625 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mog - United States Office embarrassment Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1333 You deserved it 830 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML I agree, your life sucks 8291 You deserved it 38572 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rissa5214 - United States - Stoughton Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML I agree, your life sucks 26402 You deserved it 5869 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 37275 You deserved it 4417 205 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 30019 You deserved it 4143 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eric Moore - United States Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML I agree, your life sucks 43472 You deserved it 3941 332 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By datingfail - Australia - Northcote Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML I agree, your life sucks 12734 You deserved it 1107 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hardwarekit - United States - Fairport Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML I agree, your life sucks 29494 You deserved it 2904 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CathyM - United States Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML I agree, your life sucks 25804 You deserved it 2780 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By subtweetqueen - United States - Santa Clarita Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML I agree, your life sucks 13411 You deserved it 1208 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whoawhoawhoa - Canada Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML I agree, your life sucks 32404 You deserved it 4937 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML I agree, your life sucks 80587 You deserved it 8109 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML I agree, your life sucks 44308 You deserved it 6058 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Help. - United Kingdom Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML I agree, your life sucks 31390 You deserved it 3146 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lowlife123 - United States - Manawa Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML I agree, your life sucks 43765 You deserved it 7405 210 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lunarboy - United States Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 11675 You deserved it 68645 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Canyon Country Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML I agree, your life sucks 36129 You deserved it 4549 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stephiew - United States Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML I agree, your life sucks 27593 You deserved it 2514 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By last time I drive stoned - United Kingdom Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML I agree, your life sucks 8385 You deserved it 25830 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Murrieta Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 31475 You deserved it 13788 353 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blah - United States - Frisco Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 20487 You deserved it 3485 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sam - United States - Indianapolis Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML I agree, your life sucks 26366 You deserved it 2245 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I set up a date between my roommate, who I'm in love with, and his crush, who I'm jealous of. FML I agree, your life sucks 1161 You deserved it 947 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the... I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent... I agree, your life sucks 642 You deserved it 137 4 Comments