Cooking Struggles - FML

Cooking Struggles

By FML Videos - 29/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York

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Today, I was recording a video for my online class. I say I tried, because my very chatty Siamese cat was yowling in the next room, then came in, leapt onto my desk, knocking over my mug onto my laptop. The recording caught me screaming and falling off my chair. FML

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