Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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Top comments
janfleury 19
Communication is the only way that will get any better. Maybe it has been 2 months because he knows he is failing in that area and does not know how to improve things. Talk, talk, talk.
sullivankeara 25
Practice makes perfect
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Comments (53)
Unlucky1232 20
this is an old thing to say/do but still very effective TALK TO HIM!!!!
Cebolamole 13
It takes two to Tango... You're to blame too, you know. The fact that you say your husband broke the dry spell indicates that you blame the lack of sex on him, and maybe something is going wrong and you are not being supportive enough of him, or, even worse, you simply assume the man's responsible for making the first move. To top it off, you make him responsible for the quality of the sex. What is your job in that area? Do you just lay there still and wait for it to be over? Grow up, OP. And talk to your husband, relationships get destroyed because of these situations...
yerawizardlizzy 27
If you're the real god, this world just got a whole lot more depressing.
TheNewGuy03 29
SPEAK. TO. THE. MAN. It doesn't get better by idling.
AverageAvarice 23
Horrible sex is worse. Waiting so long for disappointment is criminal.
LadyTyger51ne 8
The two of you need to sit down and talk about it. You need to understand each other and find ways you both can enjoy physical intimacy. The problem is only going to get worse if you keep silent.
HylianBadger 21
Are you the one that said "It's....fine" in an earlier FML where a husband asked his wife about their sex life?
Gromann 9
Have you talked about it or was your only reaction to post about how disappointing it was here? I mean, most guys generally are open to finding out how to get their girlfriends/wives into sex.
shanson 22
Maybe seek out a couples counselor, especially one who specializes in sex therapy. A professional can help y'all figure out what's going wrong in a safe, no judgement, honest place. And then give you real tools to help fix those issues. Good luck!
vikky538 29
One word. Lube