anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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littlemsweirdo 12

Oh, what an interesting talent......? :)

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shlits 1

he must have a small penis then, when i try on my phone it looks like tvuojdhs...that was meant to be this..

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sugarbaby9908 20

That dude is awesome! That takes talent. You should appreciate the multiple talents his penis has. Defiantly not FML material! Lol

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keepingitnasty 15

I miss the good old days, when we ****** typewriters to make erotic letters.

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iMagzzzy 0

You know he's big when he touches every button at the same time.

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sjhill 32

practice makes perfect. I'm guessing you now know what he's been up to when you weren't around.

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