By sarah6786 - 22/01/2013 02:27 - United States - Schenectady

Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 696
You deserved it 4 854

Same thing different taste

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Don't worry, almost every girl's boobs are not identical. It's natural

astralvagan 20

You should ask him to show you his penis and then say the same thing to him


Hey if you're going to look at one boob might as well be the big one. Go big or go home. I the only one thinking id rather see both and not care about size cuze, lets face it, boobs are boobs, and while some may be more awesome than others, they are still awesome

Werken247 14

@72 unless they're saggy granny boobs that hang down to the knees.

Don't worry, almost every girl's boobs are not identical. It's natural

Actually no pair of boons are the same. I don't know all the science terms along with it but there's something there that prevents them from being the same.

Yes! Just like eyebrows, they are sisters, not twins! :D

boons made me smile for some reason. is that weird?

We knew what you meant. (: still funny as hell! Gotta love typos. >.< .

My bigger one is good ole lefty. It took hours of me inspecting them in the mirror to figure this out.

caysters 12

A slight difference is normal. But if its very noticeable, that is not normal. I had that issue, and actually had surgery to correct it because it was called a tuberous breast.

its the heart which enlarges one of them

83, if someone's heart was so large that it affected the size of their breast, they should see a heart specialist because that's not normal.

kittytub 12

most women's right breast is bigger than their left. its due to the fact that more women are right handed, and you have more muscle in that side. so left handed people usually have a larger left breast. (i hope that made sense.)

94yhy 8

Grab him and show him a mirror.

Streetracer15 9

At least he pays attention to you enough to notice

What guy in his right mind wouldn't pay attention to boobs?

Just whip em both out he can't be complaining!

That's my first thought: Why not both? *mexican music*

astralvagan 20

You should ask him to show you his penis and then say the same thing to him

Imhere4fml 24

Same timing, we think alike. You must be my fraternal twin

He'll just think her asking to see the "bigger one" means the same penis but erect this time! Sounds like foreplay. . . Hello, sexy alone time. :P

Wait if she says the same thing, does that mean he has two penis'? 0_o

Depends on how big the other one is, if it's just a little big then it's not that bad.

Kallian_fml 21

'Little big'? I wasn't aware those two words could be used next to each other.

The_F3rris 11

7 i find this picture amusing. 29 you get my point

41, that's just rude. If you don't have anything nice to say...

Yeah 71. I fall for his picture every time and click his.profile to get a closer look...then kills me. The ear is a lie.

91, was that sarcasm?? There is nothing "rude" about that. 41 just pointed out that it's call an oxymoron. If you get offended that easily, you probably shouldn't be on here. (:

You're beautiful just the way you are OP. :)

MaydayParadexx 18

Oh look, an attractive guy wearing a SnapBack telling a girl who he has no idea what she looks like how beautiful she is. ******* swaggots.

I meant it as in everyone is beautiful in their own special way, but thanks for turning it into something negative.

You shouldn't be able to notice that much of a difference...