Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
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dessyrae 0
Oh hellll nah!
margie2194 12
Thats when you slap him and take all his money.
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Comments (309)
Iknoweverything 29
Make all of his favorite meals... but only make enough for yourself. And then eat it in front of him! If he objects, tell him to ask his new girlfriend to cook. Oh yeah, and kick his ass to the curb. If he wants to separate emotionally, there's no excuse for not separating physically!
geod69 8
Tell him he wants his mom go home
Ugi 27
Well, the man has balls, that's for sure. I'm just surprised they are still attached!
THE_A_TEEN 28
wild_n_out is probably some non-humorous **** who can't come up with his own joke material. LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME!
Badkittyinwa 2
That shit would not fly!!
kayla_ann0o 9
Put bugs in all his food.
emberwolf21 0
Forget that! If a guy told me that I'd throw his shit out the window and set it on fire. THEN make him leave.
JoonieMoon 0
Um. No. I'd be divorced by now
hazelsun41311 0
Kick his ass out!!
mybright 8
WTF!??!