You wanker

By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 22:00

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Today, I work for the police as a computer analyst. My dad, who thinks it’s only a real job if you come home covered in grease every day, still tells his friends my job is to sit in a dark room wanking on the internet all day. And he wonders why we barely speak anymore.. FML
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poopface82 15
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Maybe people with that attitude should be made to step in the shoes of those they look down upon and see how well they do those jobs.

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2deployments1divorce 10

How many men who come home greasy every day do you pay to service your home and vehicle every year? Wether he likes it or not you can afford to support the skilled trade he so highly respects.

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poopface82 15
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Maybe people with that attitude should be made to step in the shoes of those they look down upon and see how well they do those jobs.

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2deployments1divorce 10

How many men who come home greasy every day do you pay to service your home and vehicle every year? Wether he likes it or not you can afford to support the skilled trade he so highly respects.

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RichardPencil 30
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I'm sure with all the porn you're filtering, you must be taking some wank breaks. Occupational hazard or perk, as it were.

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sirrubberduckie 35
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If the police pay you to wank all day, how is that a negative?

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