Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
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dessyrae 0
Oh hellll nah!
margie2194 12
Thats when you slap him and take all his money.
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Comments (309)
amayranii 2
What a great husband you have.
wild_n_out 8
Lame
lyssa_jean 7
How long have you guys been married? After a suggestion like that I'd divorce him and get all the alimony I could.
icallbullshit 3
You're the reason why so many Guys 'hit it and quit it' when girls like you are 35 and complain about not having a good man, I'd blame your mentality.
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Hell naw kick that prick to the curb girl friend
babygirl83150 8
Screw him.
fiona_purple 3
This guy is stupid! Please don't be equally as stupid by doing what he wants! You deserve better. Walk away!xx
perdix 31
You should make the best of this opportunity. Cook them gourmet meals where her food is spiked with horse laxatives and his with saltpeter. Wash all their clothes in hot water to make the shrink and make them think they are getting fat, and sprinkle itching powder in them. Sell their cars on Craigslist for $100 each. This could be a great chance for fun and profit:)
immaMonsta 8
I'd put triple the laxatives in his food.
perdix 31
I see your point. It could be fun for both of them to have the ***** simultaneously, but I think it would be more fun if his **** became a useless, limp appendage.
THE_A_TEEN 28
wild_n_out is probably some non-humorous ****.
misterjez 15
Pretty sweat deal if you accept it. Lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
Please be joking.
Ugi 27
70 can only mean sweet for him!
laurenmacias 0
Tell him You need to separate his penis from his balls