Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
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dessyrae 0
Oh hellll nah!
margie2194 12
Thats when you slap him and take all his money.
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Comments (309)
redmane 21
58 - Don't insult a frequent FMLer, especially with one asinine word. You will get punched in the balls with their rebuttal. Anyway, I thought NoorFMLs comment was genius.
redmane 21
58 - Don't insult a frequent FMLer, especially with one asinine word. You will get punched in the balls with their rebuttal. Anyway, I thought NoorFMLs comment was genius.
redmane 21
Yes, it repeated 2 times. Don't bother with this wasted space of a comment.
Trisha_aus 15
Oh theres so much you can do...muahahahaha! Make his life miserable op..what a scumbag
redmane 21
Don't insult a frequent FMLer. You'll get ****** with their rebuttal. I thought NoorFMLs comment was genius.
FairyTales_fml 6
I would take way more then half his money and when he asks about it you tell him you wanted to separate financially... And you took more for the years of back pay for cooking and cleaning.
icallbullshit 3
Because cooking and cleaning is worth half some dudes pay check. Also If she did all the cooking and cleaning I'd assume he was the one who went out and paid the bills so cooking and cleaning in that household was in fact her job, it isn't anymore I guess so she should pack up her things and leave.
gracehi 33
And that's when you told him to go **** himself and set his stuff on fire, right?
pagullarka 9
I'm going to play devils advocate and just say if he lets you stay with him in his house for free gives you shelter and food then least you can do is cook and clean for him
Discombobulated9 12
I'll also play that game; anyone could place that suggestion across to a desperate female/male. "Oh, I'll cook, clean and spread my legs to your needs if you let me stay in your home for free :3" The majority of us don't do that since it's degrading and completely bonkers!
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Tell him to **** off!
angelicacid32 0
Punch him in the face and his new girlfriend
pagullarka 9
Not you, you look so sweet.