Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
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dessyrae 0
Oh hellll nah!
margie2194 12
Thats when you slap him and take all his money.
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Comments (309)
aileen15 15
fuckk that tell him to get one of his ***** and ****** to do the cleaning and cooking for him ....maybe he'll realize he really ****** up and needs you
bre_the_boss 0
Kick his ass then the bitch he dates for agreeing to it!
chosha_fml 27
If you agree, YDI. But I hope you're smart enough to kick his ass to the curb.
aileen15 15
I agree with wild n out...very lame
aileen15 15
I agree with wild n out....verrrry lame
mybright 8
Has anyone else read WTF #137 wrote!? Cuz everybody's just goin right over it and not saying ANYTHING about it, or am I the only one appalled??
icallbullshit 3
So suggesting violence on a guy who is in the wrong makes it okay huh? Yeah they should divorce but you're not appalled at the angry mob of women and SOME men suggesting his genitalia be removed or his clothing set on fire ORR, best one yet, have her spike his food then try get her hands on all his possessions because she's worth everything. Women really have a problem with self entitlement, really a divorce is enough in this situation. No violence necessary, if she leaves and be wants her back too bad, if he doesn't then she's better off and should move away. God!
icallbullshit 3
If you read that comment, then I'm sure you've read the ones advocating violence on someone who doesn't deserve violence but instead a divorce, it's funny how you find someone making a joke of this women's situation worse than people saying 'cut his dick off' 'burn his shit' or my personal favorite 'poison him' yeah that'll show him.
RoseCrystal 17
Take that rat bastard for all he is worth!!!!
thecovert 7
So what's the problem???
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I hope you said no and said you're getting a divorce and a crapload of alimony. He shouldn't expect you to do anything for him for behaving in such a manner.
NothingsEasy 4
Ditch the jerk he needs to not just tell you stay in the kitchen and clean his house he has to grow up and respect women