By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML
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that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

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DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Nope, it is locked in a chastity belt.

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Soluxis 17

I'd be concerned too, if certain parts of my anatomy resembled dark lords. It'd explain why he kept turning invisible whilst screwing you.

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jwbfml 11

I see nothing like that when I go down on my bride.

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Stoopid_life 2

Da fuq O_o???

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barrett89 1

I'm pretty sure they have creams for that

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charlieo88 3

To which, the only response is to use a Gandalf voice and shout "YOU SHALL NOT PASS! "

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charlieo88 3

To which, the only response is to use a Gandalf voice and shout "YOU SHALL NOT PASS! "

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khildebrand2294 9

Next time he goes down, tell him "none shall pass!"

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