Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I learned that the hardest part of marrying a historian is choosing baby names. His top choices derive from two Roman magistrates, two abbesses, a tenth-century author, and an obscure Greek official. I already let him name our pug, for whom he chose the name "Tertullianus." FML
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finn_fml 0
i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?
Shiniku 0
"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.
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Astroman129 7
Hey... Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit. Which name would you rather have? xD
Bman54 19
Kratos is not a cartoon character!! He's a video game character. There's a difference!
knight0748 5
great name... it'll be totally awesome like Jesus.
DanishTrix 0
Dumbass, Kratos is the Greek god of strength (and war). He's been around for a hell of a lot than that stupid game. And it's not that bad of a name.
Wildbluesun 2
Wikipedia it and you might not be so sad. :) The Greek word "κράτος", krátos, power, which forms the second compound in words like democracy(Demoskratos), aristocrat(Aristoskratos), etc. Its mythological personification was the god Kratos, a son of Pallas and Styx. Democracy is named after your son! In Greek mythology he's the personification of power and one of Zeus's enforcers. How is that a bad thing? (I kind of want to be called Kratos now.)
hrshykiss815 0
and you're just gonna let him do that?!?!
happy_animal_lov 0
use your "IM ******* PREGNANT AND YOU DO WHAT I ******* SAY" veto power :)
Trentman30 5
he's gonna suck cuz the ps3 and god of war both suck! lol just kidding but seriously...
cyqt 0
real not make believe stupid bitch get in the kitchen and make him some dinner and stfu.
PrincessClairey 0
isn't kratos a Greek Titan not a got? isn't he like the father of Zeus and Poseidon and all the other gods? haha...
krissy33 0
Chronos is the father of Zeus and Poseidon. Kratos or Cratus is a titan and the son of Pallas and Styx and is one of the winged enforcers of Zeus, along with his siblings, Nike, Bia and Zelus.