Money and Thief: Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have...

By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 08:46 - United States

Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

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Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:42

I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you were robbed by a bunch of pigeons.

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Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:39

What utter scum!

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Sunday 9 September 2018 6:17

I’ll send you $20 via PayPal. Nobody should go hungry.

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