Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
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Top comments
UnicornWine 22
Maybe she didn't get the hint the first four times...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Put her in "limited profile", she won't have access to your feed or pictures and won't be able to post. Problem solved.
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Comments (74)
pipipiyo 12
If i remember correctly there's a way to let FB know to never let her send a request again. I think you have to go to the main friends page where you decline, and it'll have some sort of, "do you know this person IRL?" And if you press no she won't be able to fr you again.
angiemarie96 25
As well as she could get add blocked completely Usually 24 hours at first, but can go up to a month
gracehi 33
Doesn't she realize that if you friend her, you can't post passive aggressive online rages about her behind her back? Where's the fun in that?
brandoneyez1 25
You can use settings to make yourself invisible. Just block her profile and make it private.
raecattach 7
Just go to her profile and block her. She will never be able to find your profile and request you then.
fashion_ty15433 4
I should make another acc and friend your boss but never use tht acc
PoisonOrchid 21
That is so much extra work when OP could just not accept.
MzMegs 20
Click the "I don't know this person" button when you reject her request and she'll never be able to send yo a request againt.
Marie54321 19
Seems like a HR (Human Resources) problem
thefmlman2011 37
Of she's bothering you that much, quit, unless your looking for a new at the moment, and can't quot til you get a new one.
worldclassrager 41
Block her...if she looks for you you will not be found
Sagan928 7
I would just block her. If she asks, say you no longer use facebook :)
chosha_fml 27
Reject the request and then block her so she can't even find you to send you another.