Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
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Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Today, I have to deliver a wedding speech. I also have a cold. That would be bad enough, but ever since I was a kid, if I cough or sneeze, I also fart. FML
Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, I was on my way to work. Out of nowhere, my period started. Due to allergies, I had uncontrollable sneezes. Now, I have blood all over my pants. FML
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jtthegr8 26
Start wearing a diaper?
CbDemyx 1
At least it's one or the other and not both.
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Comments (121)
apparentloner 6
450 people say she deserved it.. Wtf?!
clm123455 14
People these days.
yellowdiamond_fml 0
lol!!!!
katmarie89 0
I'm 34 weeks pregnant and my doctor said you can take benadryl or even the store brand for your allergies. Hope this helps! It came in handy for me in the beginning
420LesBeHonest69 0
:O
KirstyyLloyd 0
PREGNANT LADIES!! Work on your pelvic floor muscles!! It prevents you from wetting yourself the second you need to pee :)
Professor59 2
Did you think being pregnant was going to be fun? Please write back in 4 months to complain about the delivery.
lulu6789 0
Pads. Pads help.
born12l8 0
Maybe u should use ur keigle muscles and this wouldn't happen, ur probably loose because of this..
coolkitty154 11
yes, because people piss out of their vaginas, right?
Allstars4242 0
Doesn't matter had sex..
danni74 1
Dang I'm so sorry I know how you feel it happens to every woman who is pregnant