Anonymous
Paris, France
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
patacus 14
extra credit?
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unknown_user5566 27
At least you know you get an exciting reaction when you blow things, OP.
NurseJonathan 9
Whew! Now we're cookin'!
perdix 31
Mmmmm. Sulfur compounds . . . your breath smells like rotten eggs and farts. Get used to hanging out in the lab, because dating is not really in your future (unless you can meet people with anosmia.)
Storia30 9
I'm dying I'm laughing so hard!
simplysarcastics 26
I am sure there is something out there for your issue op. i would google specialist or maybe try mouthwash every few hours, at school so no one can speak badly of something you can't help.
mzrobinson 13
Biotene mouthwash helps. Keeps your mouth from getting dry which adds to the smell. (: good luck op!
anythingmustbe 18
Tell your teacher oxidants happen. Hopefully they will not react in a bad way.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha nice!!
gracehi 33
That stinks...literally and figuratively.
gracehi 33
Seriously though, OP, if your breath is that bad you should see a dentist, because it likely means there's something medically wrong with you. My dad had chronic bad breath once, and it turned out it was because he had an infection in his gums. Once the infection was cured, he didn't have bad breath anymore.
Vidrill 22
Shouldn't you have done something about it before it got to that point? Come on man, think of all the poor people interacting with you!
ForeverAloneGal 23
That sounds like a nerdy "yo mama" joke..
NurseJonathan 9
"Yo' mama's Halitosis is so distasteful, francium and H2O compounds react to cause a chemical reaction characterized by explosives! *snort* *laugh* *snort*"
itsbrandoyo 12
Well, there goes your social life.
HowieDoIt 21
Yeah I can't imagine someone with a health problem having any friends, right?
perdix 31
I don't think the prospective friends and lover need no dang chemistry class to know that your breath stinks!
RedPillSucks 33
*yo* *stanks*
tommyfox 19
Halitosis-dragon breath. For those too lazy for Google.
NurseJonathan 9
Dragon breath? Well shit. Fire in some cases cause a chemical reaction. So now Original Poster can breathe fire.
tommyfox 19
You sir have mastered the art of trolling. Props!
NurseJonathan 9
Wait. I thought trolling was to purposely incite bad feelings into people. Did I really do that to you?
Storia30 9
I haven't heard dragon breath since house party...lol