Anonymous
Paris, France
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
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Thanksgiving
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HowieDoIt 21
What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
patacus 14
extra credit?
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Comments (68)
fuzz97 23
brush your damn teeth, why don't you
NurseJonathan 9
You realize it's a disease that causes bad breath, and they do brush their teeth if they know they have this.
etishuman22 32
Shut your damn mouth, why don't you? If you've read the comments, you'd know that it's a medical problem, not a hygiene problem.
Schizomaniac 24
Smart Mouth. Buy it. That shit works.
gracehi 33
^ Well that was overly-mean of you.
NurseJonathan 9
Whoa. What's with the aggressive name calling?
Vanillanougat 14
That should make for an interesting error log....
chanellgymnast 17
Brb while I google "Halitosis"...
gracehi 33
I didn't even notice it was the same person! Now I feel like I should call myself a moron too! XD
annie_nk 23
It could be caused by tonsil stones. If so, getting your tonsils removed could make it go away. But that's an extreme measure that should be a last resort.
Grauncho 27
Yo breath is sooo stanky it's of value to science
Canuck13 12
Omg, I haven't laughed like that in awhile lol