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Anonymous Paris, France

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."

patacus 14

extra credit?

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This is the second post I've seen you argue with yourself :'D

brush your tongue also. breath mints help

caysters 12

It's called toothpaste... Use it.

CharresBarkrey 16

It's called halitosis. Google it. It's not easily cured, and has nothing to do with personal hygiene.

It's translated from France . In france Halitosis (halitose , in French) is a word for say " bad breath" . without context, we ignore if it's infection or personal hygiene)

Chlorophyll will help

Wait so is your breath bad due to a medical reason or was your breath just really bad that day?

That's just wrong! Go eat some mints or chew some gum. Don't breath on or in the direction of other people.

It's a twin group: Halitoman and Halitosis

Link5794 18

skyeyez9 25

Google tonsil stones...little bits of nasty yellowish things that get stuck inside your tonsils. It is a common cause of halitosis.