Anonymous
Paris, France
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
patacus 14
extra credit?
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thefailgurl96 11
This is the second post I've seen you argue with yourself :'D
WeskersSexslave 15
brush your tongue also. breath mints help
caysters 12
It's called toothpaste... Use it.
CharresBarkrey 16
It's called halitosis. Google it. It's not easily cured, and has nothing to do with personal hygiene.
tourtinet_fml 14
It's translated from France . In france Halitosis (halitose , in French) is a word for say " bad breath" . without context, we ignore if it's infection or personal hygiene)
Kolden 11
Chlorophyll will help
jamnglamgirlie 17
Wait so is your breath bad due to a medical reason or was your breath just really bad that day?
Bicko2004 25
That's just wrong! Go eat some mints or chew some gum. Don't breath on or in the direction of other people.
HowieDoIt 21
It's a twin group: Halitoman and Halitosis
Link5794 18
skyeyez9 25
Google tonsil stones...little bits of nasty yellowish things that get stuck inside your tonsils. It is a common cause of halitosis.
CanadianCutie22 16
lucky you