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Anonymous Paris, France

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."

patacus 14

extra credit?

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madgrinchhatter 12

It was probably just breath in general

Or you just suck at chemistry for not realizing everyone's breath is acidic (carbon dioxide combines with water to form carbonic acid) and it was probably a reaction with a base.

savvymarie 8

that's ******* gross

Mary had a little lamb, a little cake, a little spam, three onion rings, some tofu and threw up.

You might try drinking more water, dehydration is a very underrated cause of halitosis.

Brush your friggin' teeth, floss and use mouthwash...you're a disgusting pig....

Wow, you are a superhero, the Halito Man!

Cover your mouth geez

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