Anonymous
Paris, France
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
patacus 14
extra credit?
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Comments (68)
madgrinchhatter 12
It was probably just breath in general
redtear17 8
Or you just suck at chemistry for not realizing everyone's breath is acidic (carbon dioxide combines with water to form carbonic acid) and it was probably a reaction with a base.
savvymarie 8
that's ******* gross
utlanning 9
Mary had a little lamb, a little cake, a little spam, three onion rings, some tofu and threw up.
yourlordsays 8
You might try drinking more water, dehydration is a very underrated cause of halitosis.
vross226 6
Fake.
Frustrated78 11
Brush your friggin' teeth, floss and use mouthwash...you're a disgusting pig....
Pasturemeteor 3
Wow, you are a superhero, the Halito Man!
Kk_Waylen24 21
Cover your mouth geez
Dilwann 27
It's a conspiracy! All women are aliens dressed like humans!