Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML
Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Steve95401 49
I hope you pass both tests.
Soninuva 41
It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!
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Comments (53)
BlackPhenom 9
You just had one job, grandparents.
guitardude69 11
They both start in "S" so it's close enough.
IronMan3758 4
Well it could be a worse test..
perdix 31
They are probably very proud of your high scores -- it must have taken a lot of dedication to contract the STDs that were thought to be eradicated in the early 20th century, like cooties.
Welshite 40
Cooties exist! I contracted that disease and now I can't touch anyone of the opposite sex. If I do, my mental state becomes that of a five year old. It's a horrible symptom.
guitardude69 11
The desease can also be caught from playing COD.
Enslaved 38
"Circle circle dot dot (uh huh) I got my cootie shot, (uh huh) You think that girl is hot? (uh huh) I think I'd rather not. (uh huh)"
therealafroninga 10
Remarkable! There's a cure! By god, A CURE! Finally they found it!! @40, we must take this to the FDA, get it approved. Just think of the lives it will save! The cooties, forever eliminated.
IAMVINCE 11
crazy grandparents strike again
DirkNJ 2
Give em a break, they are elderly and get things confused.
abukaramel 10
They meant well
Andicc 19
Bwahaha! This made me lol so hard I'm sorry fyl lol
deathtothepix 26
sure they did.
Natsphotos1 9
My question Is for the 39 people that said you deserve it...
theworldismad 10
some people will click it just to click it. but yeah there's really no way this is a YDI