Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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c0c0_fml 16
totally gross
MrsLender_fml 3
GILF ftw!
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Comments (118)
rave_noises 0
I hope she wasn't wearing a bra. /fap
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Did you get a boner?
GangstaGalahleio 0
grottyy!!!
annasakki 0
you dirty fu(ken perv
ultimatefez 4
yummy.... that's filth
XDBrittany1228 0
YDI for being retarded. i mean wtf? freak.
XDBrittany1228 0
omg. last time I read it I thought it said "grabbed at her chest" haha srry.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
******* are *******, bro. Any port in a storm.
sexieeduck 0
so you look down your grandma's shirt too? O_O dirty
TwoZeroOZ 2
Did the OP say he did it on purpose? No. Learn to understand the concept of involuntary behaviour. Like when you're bitchy for no reason on your rag - do you purposely wake up in the morning and say "Hey I'm going to be an irrational bitch today!"?
justanotherbird 19
Actually, women are "bitchy for no reason" when "they are on the rag" because of hormonal imbalance and rapid hormonal change. Clue in, men have something similar which is called IMS. Maybe you are suffering, seeing your bitchy dipshit comment?
TwoZeroOZ 2
Yeah, that was my point 126, thus why I said "involuntary behaviour". If you don't understand what that means, you should google the definition for "involuntary" and then "behaviour", and then put them together.
LilaBear 2
justanotherbird, think you need to learn to read in context. TwoZeroOZ was trying to point out that women's hormonal bad moods are often an involuntary reaction just like guys checking out girls' chests. Of course both behaviours are still controllable and "I can't help it" is NOT an acceptable excuse, but they are both reactions based upon our physical and physiological make-up.
Falken45 0
u looked, u had to u know it. u know u liked it!
m31976 0
nothing wrong with that. if you're into prune skinned saggy *******, good for you... lol
guitarman1998 0
wow...