Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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c0c0_fml 16
totally gross
MrsLender_fml 3
GILF ftw!
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Comments (118)
Busty_fml 0
Hey so was granny a fox back in the day????
77taylah33 0
did white powder come out!?!
wtfsnickers 1
you want to bang your grandma
surferchick96 0
out of instinct? really? pathetic male species.
qjdb 8
Yup, that's us. Being a "surfer chick" you must get it a lot. Unless you wear a cover-up garment? No, you don't? So, are you part of the pathetic female half of the species, that loves to show off for the pathetic male half?
DaveEPIC 0
win^
f3rD1 0
^ win
m31976 0
how's that pathetic? don't you check out men? I know I like to look at eye candy. face it most men love checking put boobs. so what??
Radicalposture 2
Male is a sex, not a species. Human is a species.
BWill9014 4
52... "male" is not a species but nice try lol
TwoZeroOZ 2
Haha 52, you're just one of those women that perpetuates the stereotype that all women are stupid
FrogOnEcstasy 2
I was going attempt to enlighten you of your various grievances and mistakes, but because #65, #115, and #118 have already done that so well, I'm simply going to notify KaySL that her nine-iron has a new purpose in life.
ChickABaBee 0
dude... that's nasty asiff....
PamParanoia 0
Woah! >,<
zackkmann21 0
lol were they nice ?
Strebor 0
you sick ****.
jleep 0
pervert
tencentsakiss 19
Because if she was any other age, it would totally be ok...