Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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c0c0_fml 16
totally gross
MrsLender_fml 3
GILF ftw!
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Comments (118)
genaS 0
u must be scared for life.
ashuhlee101 0
did doing that make you feel better? you must think of doing your mom as well.
kevinjalamo_fml 0
Haha that's just nasty your gunna burn in hell
happysmartg 5
what a creep. and out of instinct? so you do this often? perv.
FrogOnEcstasy 2
Does not compute, subject requires pimp slap, nine-iron ass rape, and to be told that instinct and habit are not synonyms.
Tweetyy_fml 0
Nine iron ass rape sounds good right about now.
Hillbilly_Deluxe 3
it happens man... been there, done that...
t_w_i_l_i_g_h_t 1
It's your instinct to check out all women, regardless of their age and blood relation to you? Seems like you need to rein yourself in a bit there.
Typhoon937 0
I definitely agree. Sicko
weasel690 0
only a retard would post that
xcrunner14 0
it is an istinct. I catch myself doing it to my teachers. it's weird what guys do
salsalover_12 5
i find it ridiculous how guys have a plethora of excuses for looking at someone's chest and then when women are honest about how they are perverts and overly impulsive because it's their "instinct" they like to put the girl down just to justify a perverted action and convince themselves that it's natural and women like it i cant speak for other women but i HATE IT when guys "check me out" and i hate it when men look at my chest because it tells me that guys no longer have solid standards based on a woman's character if you felt ok "checking woman out" and calling it an instict to begin with then you already have some serious issues and this is why im against all the ideals linked to our society they most ****** up stuff is deemed an instict and it's deemed ok and the sad thing is some women say "you're just making a big deal of it because you've never been checked out" well excuse me if i like NOT being treated like a piece of meat and to all you pervs,grammar nazi's,and ****** out there ho will probably tell me "you're just a tight as because you've never been checked out" here's what i have to say to you : i dont care what you have to say but a special message for all the perve's out there:"you guy's are just sad why can't you just admit that you're like every other guy who treats women like a piece of meat
FrogOnEcstasy 2
You are wrong.
salsalover_12 5
lol oh really? how so?
FrogOnEcstasy 2
Well in the first place, I acknowledge that not all men are as you describe them, although it is probable that a fair number are. Now, why you are wrong: We do not have a "plethora of excuses", in some cases we have reasons. In other cases we can be creeps, but not always. However the previous statement is there merely to provide some satisfaction to you if the most important point is not so easy for you to understand: when it is and is not appropriate for a man to look at a woman's chest is a matter of opinion, and therefore should not be argued. There are some times when it is, or least it is not inappropriate, and some times when it is not. Now, it is not being "honest" when women point out "how they (men) are perverts and overly impulsive", or at least your subtle implication that women exceed men in this capacity and are therefore doing a good thing. In reality, it's just pointing out another's hypothetical fault. In the factual sense of the word honest it is still not true because not all men do that. Next, whether it is or is not a man's instinct to "check a woman out" can not be disputed because neither of us can scientifically prove that in a male human's DNA pattern a code exists for such a thing. Your statement that we "put the girl down" is, in most cases, just false. Unless you mean by this that looking at a girl's chest makes them feel like an object and lowers their self-esteem, which is possible, I acknowledge. However in many cases, girls (my age at least, I don't know about adult women) are actually proud and enjoy the attention. However, men still do not insult or verbally abuse women by staring, and therefore that statement is generally untrue. Next, it is your opinion as to how you feel about it and what it means to you, and therefore I couldn't care less. After that...Okay, I'm done. I don't want to make a frigging essay when i don't have to.
salsalover_12 5
well it just says a lot about the women "if they enjoy the attention" because it just reveals what kind of standards that guy has
FrogOnEcstasy 2
No. Not only is that the only argument you can come up with (against what I wrote, based off 1/3 of your original comment), but that makes no sense. The way a woman reacts to that is the result of the guy's standards? You sad, spicy shit.
ikayleighh 0
too long, did not listen.
FrogOnEcstasy 2
Not that it matters, but that was directed to "salsalover".
salsalover_12 5
No. Not only is that the only argument you can come up with (against what I wrote, based off 1/3 of your original comment), but that makes no sense. The way a woman reacts to that is the result of the guy's standards? You sad, spicy shit. first off dont call me names asshole,second it does make sense because if the guy has certain standards he will look for a woman who fits his standards and if one of his standards is that the woman must appreciate his pervertedness then that just explains why some/most relationships dont last all your little comment showed me is how guys will always justify unorthodox behavior by saying "well most women like the attention" oh really? have you ASKED all the women if they liked the attention not only that but you need to be aware of the fact that what i said rings true for the majority of guys in today's society and clearly your opinion is biased since you feel the need to justify something so grotesque i honestly feel bad for your sorry ass trying to justify every perverted action guys make rather than just being honest and admitting that some girls dont like being treated like a piece of meat like i said before im not going to speak for other people but i know that i would never let any guy UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES disrespect me in such a way
salsalover_12 5
oh and p.s. it DOES lower a womans selfesteem thats like saying a owman is no more than her cleavage and not all woman in your age range "like the attention" i know for a fact because im 19 and i would still knock a guys teeth out if he so much as "tries to sneak a peek" so i dont wanna hear your shit about "women like the attention" if a woman feels comfortable letting a guy treat her like that then she has serious issues and needs to recognize that she is more than her breasts and thighs in fact if a woman tells a man to stop looking at her cleavage and he still does it it can be considered sexual harassment because the whole point of harassment is continuously doing something when someone says to stop doing it