Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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c0c0_fml 16
totally gross
MrsLender_fml 3
GILF ftw!
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Comments (118)
varkey 7
What do you mean "out of instinct?" It's not an instinct to check out every woman's chest, even those who are related to you, you creep. And why does it matter how old she is? You checked out your grandma, you ******* pervert; even if she was 40 it would be wrong. YDI
salsalover_12 5
amen! im so tired of guys saying their little perverted habits cant be helped
jacetopia96 1
Instinct? I'm 14 and I would never do that, ever.
drptLife 0
Citrus is def an ugly hag... I'm sure you can get someone to accidentally look at you.. Maybe then you will feel better!
PhilTSG 1
what the hell were you thinking? she's your grandmother, sick bastard
urSMRT 0
that's ur instinct! hahaha wow that paid off!
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Ew! WTF dude! She's your grandmother!!! YDI for checking out an old lady.
gagalooooo 0
that's gross, you have problems
Zacham 5
so...
taji_fml 0
thsts gross. and what are you doing letting your 75 year old grandma vacume, worst grandson ever
Mittle 0
you sad sad person.