Love: Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one...

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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hornytoad13 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:34

grandma got game.

tigermik 18

Sunday 1 March 2015 15:44

aready been done

foreverhappy98 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:34

You have one interesting grandma!

njgohard 16

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:36

Damn son!

foxwasalamb 24

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:42

no thanks

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:45

Well, I suppose that beats bingo.

domclark94 19

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:51

grannies gone wild

Jghaugland 6

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:51

How does your life suck because of this?

too_swift 5

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:05

haha! thats kinda funny(:

sweetestname 12

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:10

She definitely has her priorities.

Dabombr 11

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:23

I think I threw up in my mouth and "lol'ed" at the same time; not a pleasant experience.

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