By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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feven 32

I don't know if your grandmother is crazy or cool.

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SofaKingPretty 13

Grandma got game

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icandothecancan 24

Grandma's a hoe!

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BrownEyednWild86 7

your grandma is awesome!!

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militaryguy95 12

If you imagen that, you're gonna have a bad time

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LouWauld 2

I don't see how this is an FML situation. It's more of a WTFG (What The F**k, Grandma!) situation.

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mwuhahaa 7

Your grandma would be so badass wingman! :D

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RedPillSucks 31

This is more of a FTWL **** the wife's life.

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babyduck25 9

I think grandma needs some different meds if she really thought it was ok to date a married man in the first place and then to only break up with him because his wife wasn't dying fast enough for her liking.

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xebi 4

I don't get why this means YOUR life is ruined? You might be very disappointed in her, but it's entirely up to her whom she dates. And maybe she doesn't want to tell you the real reason they split.

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nurafifah 13

Wow. She got more ex/boyfriends than me and I'm still 18.

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CaliGali 9

This is the funniest short story I've ever read

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