Love: Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one...

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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feven 32

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:21

I don't know if your grandmother is crazy or cool.

SofaKingPretty 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:22

Grandma got game

Comments

Alastor13X 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:49

Can be called a GMILF too according to Metalocalypse.

1947Chevy 17

Thursday 3 July 2014 6:49

Two and a half men is instantly what I thought of reading this

tman1985 9

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:36

That's doable.

CuteFangirl 5

Thursday 3 July 2014 14:41

Isn't you grandma quite the player ...

AWESOMEJOSH4234 1

Thursday 3 July 2014 20:46

Lol this is on ifunny.

toaster012 17

Thursday 3 July 2014 20:54

I found this more funny than I should! Lol

ola__9213 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 21:04

Im having a hard time deciding how I feel about this

TheTomSL78 4

Friday 4 July 2014 7:32

How does this affect your life? Just saying :3

IHeartMyBf 10

Friday 4 July 2014 23:12

Get it grandma!

listentomeplease 3

Sunday 6 July 2014 4:22

Omfg

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