Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game....

By anonymous - 23/04/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML

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By Clorpy - 30/03/2018 07:00

Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML

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Cheers, Henry

By Tams - 12/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

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Dork

By Four Eyes - 29/03/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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Puck my life

By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.

stupid_idiot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:22

or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded

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oh_dee 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:19

LOL @ people thinking Lundqvist's equipment (OH MY GOD I SAID EQUIPMENT I MUST BE THINKING ABOUT HIS CERTAIN BODY PARTS) is the only thing that makes him good...you're HILARIOUS =)

ccristinaa 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:23

haha good lcuk getting past boston is right. the habs just suck so they lost. but im not sure bout the rangers either. and how can she comment on his package? there is alot of padding there. you cant see much.

bebepatita 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:27

.. whats wrong w/ that? just because shes old doesnt mean she cant say anything like that... shes still a woman and a human being afterall i dont see how this should be a FML.

loveleafs16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:45

1. Rangers? ew 2. She was probably talking about his actual equipment, since it has improved greatly since she has been alive.. 3. Even if she was commenting on his "package" how can she even see it? Too much padding. 4. Stupidest FML I have ever read. You should be happy your life isn't shit.

loveleafs16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:47

to #12.. your an idiot. The Rangers PLAYOFFS for Baseball is a loooong ways away...and they most likely won't play in them.. NHL Playoffs is RIGHT NOW. So yes..IT IS HOCKEY. **** i hate stupid people.

ajschuit 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:02

First off, I want to say that even if you had no knowledge of the rangers you should at least be able to see that, with a name like Lundqvist, he's obviously from a eastern european country and, correct me if I'm wrong but, there's very few, if any, of them in baseball. On the other hand, hockey is dominated by players from Russia, Czechoslovakia, and the likes. Oh, and Canada... Secondly, IDK what all you hockey fans are talking about, the Wings are going all the way for a back to back cup win.