Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
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afdude87 6
maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.
kelseyco 0
You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!
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Comments (244)
Marcella1016 32
How is that possible?
yadisingh 5
You take Lady Gaga's lyrics and use them to talk..... Sorta like, you know, the OP said.
slick5880 22
Toby Keith her ass. Turnabout is fair play.
Andr913 13
Yuck. Toby Keith sucks.
ReynshineCutting 10
Toby Keith is the MAN! That's a great idea!
slick5880 22
That's why its a good idea. It's even more annoying then gaga
itsalanis 25
play along, and use another artist. who knows: her seeing you do it might put an end to it...
tommyc17 0
Talk to her back in lyricsand make it one that says she is an idiot !!!!
eog314 0
what?
mea_iloveskiing 26
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick?
ohyeah_10 1
She's on the right track baby.
Sonic_boomerang 5
Poker face with your disco stick
jerico616 14
Yup, time to leave that psycho!!
Habling 6
I hope she wasn't born this way.
slick5880 22
Special from the start
afallingstar 22
Caught in a bad romance?