Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML
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aprilita 8
To console her by making love to her ;)
ParkersGirl 0
LMAO!
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Comments (482)
peanut1534 3
if you knew she wanted to wait you shouldn't have had sex with her then this wouldnt have happened
lildizzydo 0
It must have been that bad
andiss123 0
well it would've turned out better for you if you would have respected her wishes previously an not gone through with it.
scdragon 0
tilt your head and say "well you should have thought before things got serious!"
nickturn 3
smh hahaha it's her fault more than it is yours lol just tell her after the second time all of her fears will go away lol
jeffreyalan 0
people who say marriage doesnt matter, you are wrong, it is a symbol of love and devotion to your spouse but most people dont take it seriously which is why half of marriages end in divorce dumb *****
djewel6 0
I'd dare say your wrong because sexually incompatibility is a big reason for infidelity if you cant please each other behind closed doors your not gonna be happy outside of them either and if you wait till your married only to find out you can't make it work in the bedroom is a bad bad thing
TheyCallmeStacey 9
hey nothing for u to fret about and hey she'll come around and want some more churchy girls always do
jlynntiger 0
if she doesn't want too, u cant pressure her. thats not true love. if u want to so badly, find another girl who is for u, otherwise stick around n wait cuz it's not ur choice
gabestar 4
a real keeper alright ;) lol
kuruno 0
lmfao