Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
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Today, my girlfriend was griping to me about being late for work. When I pointed out that she wouldn’t be late if she didn’t rely on someone else for a ride, she bitched me out about being “unsympathetic.” Did I mention she refused to learn to drive? FML
Today, my girlfriend began bitching about how I never take her on dates anymore. I suggested one for tomorrow and now she says she doesn’t wanna go, because, “I should ask her on a date without her having to ask.” What the hell? FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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vietiscool 2
eh, i thought i had everything worked out with my girlfriend and we would choose where to go/what to do 50:50 but for some reason after a while i stopped doing my part. she reminded me that i need to make plans more or else she'll feel like she's doing all the work and you don't like her enough to take charge. so, you deserve it. i deserve it. improve yourself.
Blanche_fml 0
who needs to wear the "pants" get naked and be equal
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kayronjm 0
You can't be a pushover but you shouldn't have to even think about that kind of thing - she should be nice enough to mention it and talk about it rather than taking advantage of it all and being harsh about it. Talk to her and put her in her place if necessary. No one should be doing that to anyone else, especially not someone who supposedly loves you.
iamphlybry 0
you already had me thinking you're a loser when i read that you were being driven against your will.
noclevername 0
#18 You win at life. @ OP: Jaysus, suck it up! You were being driven there 'against your will' - did she grab you and shove you into the car. If you had thought of something fun to do I'm sure she would have preferred to do that than just go to her house. If you didn't suggest anything, and met whatever she suggested with "Doooon't waaannnnnaaa," then she gets to pick, since you won't enjoy it anyway.
EGG_fml 0
yeah i wear the pants in my relationship get over it or do the work
okmankk 4
lol username:EGG password:scrambled
jolly4numb 0
at least if your the girl, you decide when to get laid. :-)
cheesey1 0
That was one of the factors that helped me decide to break up with my boy...er...girlfriend. OP, if you're only opinions are "idunno" and "whatever makes you happy" your days are numbered.
lollipopz8988 0
#7 lmao
runkatrun 0
Lol, this happens all too often. It's normal. Don't walk away from her, just man up if you need to. Don't cross the line though. Make it a gradual change and she'll let you know if things are right. Don't take this ego bashing as the end of all that is good for you two. Keep your head level and keep going. PS #7, respect.
stronzo20 0
I agree with #7! It's not about wearing the pants, relationships should be bloody well equal! One person shouldn't be making all the decisions.
ci120 0
Get off your ass and start being the driver! I would want to decide where we went all the time too if I was the only one driving. I hope you at least help pay for her gas!