Love, Transportation, Jealousy and Ironic: Mommy's boy

Mommy's boy

By Maybe I should just not fly home... - 18/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 00:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML

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Mama's boy

By vacay no way - 14/07/2021 06:01

Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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Values

By mira - 13/03/2021 17:01

Today, I told my mom I was leaving early to give my boyfriend a ride to work. She asked me why on Earth I’m even attracted to someone who doesn’t have a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 13:30 - United States

Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

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No way

By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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You deserved it 2 570

Gripes and strife

By Jordan - 20/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend was griping to me about being late for work. When I pointed out that she wouldn’t be late if she didn’t rely on someone else for a ride, she bitched me out about being “unsympathetic.” Did I mention she refused to learn to drive? FML

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You deserved it 200

By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 11:58 - Germany - Paderborn

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

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Linda Graber 12

Friday 18 April 2025 23:19

Um sure you want to spend the rest of your life with her? Marriage is not going to magically change her.

sirrubberduckie 35

Saturday 19 April 2025 6:53

Can you put up with that for the rest of your life? Probably. Should you?

Comments

Linda Graber 12

Friday 18 April 2025 23:19

Um sure you want to spend the rest of your life with her? Marriage is not going to magically change her.

sirrubberduckie 35

Saturday 19 April 2025 6:53

Can you put up with that for the rest of your life? Probably. Should you?

angus 16

Saturday 19 April 2025 7:05

Ditch the bitch. It will save you a lifetime of torment!

roryab 8

Saturday 19 April 2025 10:01

bro run before you marry her and ruin your life trust me alittle Loneliness is worth it for your happiness

d j mom 9

Saturday 19 April 2025 15:40

talk about a huge ass red flag. re think the marriage thing

GoogieWithers 23

Saturday 19 April 2025 17:31

Don't you mean your ex?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 20 April 2025 3:56

Yeah, going to have to agree with everyone saying to leave her. She's a huge control freak, and very selfish, and it'll only get worse with marriage. Get out now while you still can.