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By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By jojobobo - 02/12/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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MacOSXpert 7

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

WTF? God people have no morals these days.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.

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taisalape 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:11

dude! you are all that is man! most married women are hookers! when they get bored they start creepin! that's why u never marry them, then it's easier to get away! I love all you married hookers!

babybubz 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:49

wtf?

bigpapi210 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:15

that sux OP, sounds like u didn't know she was married. **** her 1 last time then dump her sorry ***** ass.

jrocks213 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:15

damn!

erjaguam 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:20

you're the affair. sad.

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:21

**** that's harsh :( I say dump her slutty ass.

Mirandals 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:22

FYL.

stinkytruck 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:23

*****

hisbabygurl1 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:23

WTF!!!! if u can't keep ur legs together when ur around other guys while beig married then don't get married!! dump her ass!!!

jacobsessed 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:30

awww that's a sucky way to find out fyl

PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:34

I guess it's the fact that YOU'RE what she's stuck with :p sorry OP, but she's a *****, cut that shit off now. :O

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Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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