Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
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OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.
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Stylux_fml 16
That's... uncool!
rmccorm 7
dude, run.
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Comments (225)
perdix 29
You guys know that in ****, the word "tripod" has a whole different meaning. ;)
CaptMacLeod 45
There are many terms in **** most people don't know. Like fluffer. Or cream pie. A little research can open up worlds of things you didn't realize.
G_bear24 9
That's so wrong....
unlocked_ 9
And weird lol
TheyCallMeDamien 17
*country voice* Dat ain't right, dat ain't right, dat ain't right at all!
khaoticpanda 28
Every family has a creepy uncle
Sinistra_Blue 12
Who wants to film you having sex?
CtrlAltDef3at 4
Who said the uncle recommended it?
farmsdirt 3
Want me to come show her how?.....you can stay home
jlmontgomery 11
How do you even begin to ask a relative to do that for you?? Maybe at family dinner?
unlocked_ 9
This is the first time I've actually ever laughed at a post lmao yeah your life sucks man (not really)
80zChyld 2
trespass creepy
1947Chevy 17
Run
worldclassrager 39
Have a video camera set up at an angle of the entire bed...then you should be able to figure it out...