Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
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OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.
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Stylux_fml 16
That's... uncool!
rmccorm 7
dude, run.
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Comments (225)
tehdarkness 21
Wtf man... Can't u get a tripod?
foxy_grampa 19
I think a tripod stand for the camera would work just fine
harrisoncohix 5
Yeah, sounds like Utah.
Thunderstruck14 30
If the uncle is already there, why the camera? He could just comment while you're doing it and you could improve right then and there! Then there's no need for a camera, a tripod, or googling how to make love better.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
That's pretty disturbing, dude. All for the taping an improving idea, but let's keep the uncle out. I bet Perdix would be up for the cameraman gig, though.
Fuaaad1994 31
You wouldn't be saying anything if if were her hot sister instead
dmbfan31 7
Gah!!! D:
RumpRump21 2
Yep, that's terrible lmao
712sash 26
Could it be the same person who's gf suggeted to watch the porno she was in?
AlaskanG 27
That is beyond creepy. I would ditch that.