Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
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OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.
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Stylux_fml 16
That's... uncool!
rmccorm 7
dude, run.
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schnips 10
Run bro.
katt_is_here 24
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. ****. I think it's going to be a few days before I can think about sex in a positive way after reading that.
mzhaze 22
maybe she likes being watched
hedurr 4
RUN before you actually deserve it by not running.
Sitting_Ducki 8
I would've said hell to the freaking no
carmagnet 11
Has no one else come to the conclusion that if they are so close in age it was possible that there was sleepovers with bath time when they were kids? I have been in a tub with my 5 cousins and brother. It could be a completely innocent comment from when they were younger
goth_pixie 15
Why not just put the camera on a table or a tripod?
figures101 5
Could have been worse...could have been your uncle...just sayin.
LifeOfAnRN 18
@#188-being in a tub as a preschooler with a relative is different from having them watch you have sex. Creepy and gross.
spicycroissant 5
Ion