Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
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Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, a female friend of mine keeps telling people we’re dating. No matter how many times I told her I'm gay and only attracted to men, she won’t take that for an answer. She’s actually arranged for me to meet her parents next weekend. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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Top comments
tnfan 3
Dude, just give it to her to show her your not gay!
borntoperform 14
Wow your girlfriend seems pretty ignorant.
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Comments (133)
sugarkiller_fml 6
Man up!
Patrick121 0
We heard you the first two times dipshit
False_Stupidity 42
Probably app failure since all three posts were at the same time.. It happens so cut him some slack.
RoseIsMe 0
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I know how she feels. Me and my boyfriend just started dating yesterday at homecoming. He brought me up to my friends, held my hand, and yelled "Guess what everyone?! I'm gay!! :D" So as long as you didn't do something like that I'm sure things will workout just fine :)
Lstands4LOSER 0
Cool story bro.
ImOlivia 5
Please, tell it again...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, at least you're out of the closet.
Krista835 5
I don't really see how that relates? She suspects him of being gay where as apparently you actually are. So for you to know how it feels it'd be like your boyfriend accusing you of being straight I would think..
Krista835 5
Oh crap I read this wrong.. Don't mind me. >.>
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Get her into the bedroom and show her ur not gay ;)
Request_Pending 2
Tim Burton! I saw that exhibit :)
Request_Pending 2
Tim Burton! I saw that exhibit :)
thinkingatheist 8
Just stop dressing up like lady gaga! That should do it..
nitewlf12 10
And not all cross-dressers are gay.
daminantion 14
^^ Thumbs up to the 17-year-olds debating cross-dressers and their sexuality
fthislyfe 22
I love sports and video games and I'm not mannish and I don't do the other craps you just mentioned.
ImOnAButterflyxP 2
Probably both.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Well if you're gay, just tell her, but if you're not, bang her hard tonight! Show her who's the man.
kiakia0131 23
Maybe you shouldn't have tried to compare your penis size to that guy in that gay porno.
mishkaroni 15
Ha! If she's still with you feeling that way, then it's an insecurity on her side...
Cinn_fml 23
You've found yourself a nice catch-22 there. Either prove to her that you're not gay (any way you like ;) ), or just give up now because it'd be a futile effort. Or, you never know, she might just have been kidding.