Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Top comments
theworldismad 10
well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex
Posthuman 26
First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.
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Comments (238)
bluesparrow127 7
He literally means that they had sex together for the first time. Not that either of them are virgins. He meant that she is pregnant too soon after they first had sex. It's someone else's baby. Can you guys stop thinking he means that he thought she wouldn't get pregnant the first time? Ya'll are dumb as shit.
AgentWashingtub 0
Why didn't you wear two condoms? It doubles the protection.
stargirl_95 24
And also creates friction between the two which makes it much more likely for them to break or fall off so it's not very effective
armyaggie 11
So... you do something that was specifically engineered by nature to bring about pregnancy, and now you're upset that pregnancy was brought about? I'm not sure I'm following...
belliebean 7
Congrats ;)
Sir_Swaggington 6
It only takes one time to impregnate someone -_-
Tizzles 2
Dude. Get a paternity test! The baby may not even be yours. Stuff like this happens to men ALL the time . Don't trust her, people lie. Please do this and save yourself a lot of money and stress
Tr1xXxY 3
- that's all it takes... ONE TIME!!!! you totally deserve it, you idiot.
Beva_fml 15
Heard of this new amazing thing called protection?
FallenStar06 5
How recent is "recently"? Pregnancy normally shows up on a pee test anywhere between 4-8wks of gestation, which is 2-6wks after sex. You're gonna have to do the math on this one.
adtr_56 0
I think he meant she must have cheated.